Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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