I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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