On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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