So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
tell me about the fingering
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