Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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