i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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