Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
