Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
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