I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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