The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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