Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
is that a dick in a sweater?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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