She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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