had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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