doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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