Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
we're so committed to being not committed
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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