I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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