I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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