So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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