Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Randomize
