Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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