Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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