Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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