glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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