nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Princesses don't give blow jobs
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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