He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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