party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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