is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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