It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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