do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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