Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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