is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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