Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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