I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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