You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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