his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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