i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i think i have herpe
just one?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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