We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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