Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Randomize
