Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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