I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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