Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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