Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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