Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize