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Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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