if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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