sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
i am craving dick and cupcakes
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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