Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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