dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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