just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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