how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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