like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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