I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
