So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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