You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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